February 2012
60 posts
“Fuck love? No, fuck the person who made you think like that.”
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you talking about
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
Sometimes the answer is no, and you have to accept...
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
